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Old 01-09-2020, 11:18 AM   #1
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Default THE CONTINUING SAGA OF LIVER EATIN' JOHNSON - Smellin Bad

THE CONTINUING SAGA OF LIVER EATIN' JOHNSON

As we come across Liver Eatin' Johnson he was at the spring rendezvous on the Rocky Divide with his group of Merry Mountain Men. The Boushway comes to Johnson and said, "Liver Eatin', your mountain men smell bad. I hope to have a clean family oriented rendezvous this season. Even the buzzards gag and fly off when they are downwind of your camp. Perhaps it would help if your Merry Mountain Men would change their underwear occasionally."

Johnson looked at him for a few long minutes and said, "Don't make no sense to me but I'll see what I can do." So he went straight back to the camp and called the Merry Mountain Men together. "Boushway and his dog soldiers think you guys smell bad and want you to change your underwear." He continued, "Hatchet Jack, you change with Jones. McCarthy, you change with Bear Claw. And Dudley, you change with Zeb." THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Even back then when someone comes along and promises "Hope and Change", don't count on things smelling any better.
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Last "Hope and Change" guy e had was Obama. His "Hope and Change" should have been "Wish in One Hand and S**t in The Other!" Liver Eatin' Johnson's men weren't the sharpest knives in a sheath!
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Is Liver Eaten' a democrat?
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Is Liver Eaten' a democrat?
Never ask, while he's holding that bowie knife
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