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09-16-2017, 11:02 AM | #1 |
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This made my belly shake!
A Prius tried to race me from a red light earlier. I totally had it for the first hundred yards, but I can only walk so fast.
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09-16-2017, 05:03 PM | #2 |
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I'm old enough to remember when mentally ill people were placed in hospitals, not in Congress or the White House.
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