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Old 07-23-2019, 04:18 PM   #1
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Default Organized Religion vs Squirrels

The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's will.

At the Baptist Church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the Baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Lutheran Church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

The Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish Synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.
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Old 07-23-2019, 06:42 PM   #2
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That makes perfectly good sense. Especially the Jewish Synagogue!
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