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Old 11-28-2010, 06:13 AM   #11
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I'm thinking that it will be time to get those ol' snow machines out of the shed & get them tuned-up. That snow will be here before we know it.
Are you gonna' keep my drive cleaned off this winter rman?
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I cracked a bunch of persimmon seed and they all had spoons in them. You know what that means!
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I cracked a bunch of persimmon seed and they all had spoons in them. You know what that means!

They are hungry?
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I'm thinking that it will be time to get those ol' snow machines out of the shed & get them tuned-up. That snow will be here before we know it.
Are you gonna' keep my drive cleaned off this winter rman?
Well...I guess I'll have to head your way right now. It has 5 speeds forward and 2 reverse, but 5th is probably only 2 mph. How far is it from Perry Lake to Ark City?
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Well...I guess I'll have to head your way right now. It has 5 speeds forward and 2 reverse, but 5th is probably only 2 mph. How far is it from Perry Lake to Ark City?

157 miles, more or less.
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Let's see... 157 miles divided by 2 equals 78.5 hours divided by 24... Oh that makes my head hurt. I'll head that way Kansas!
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Let's see... 157 miles divided by 2 equals 78.5 hours divided by 24... Oh that makes my head hurt. I'll head that way Kansas!

Thanks , but never mind rman. I came up with a brand new plan that is guaranteed not to fail....................I bought the "Old Broad" a new snow shovel for Christmas. I had her name burned into the handle & it's real sharp looking. I'm sure she will just love it & will be all excited, waiting on the next snow fall so she can use her new shovel again & again!
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Thanks , but never mind rman. I came up with a brand new plan that is guaranteed not to fail....................I bought the "Old Broad" a new snow shovel for Christmas. I had her name burned into the handle & it's real sharp looking. I'm sure she will just love it & will be all excited, waiting on the next snow fall so she can use her new shovel again & again!
Kansas, I did that with a Broom for Sharon. I'm glad it was a broom instead of a shovel, because in didn't hurt near as bad, when hit over the head with it.
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Kansas, I did that with a Broom for Sharon. I'm glad it was a broom instead of a shovel, because in didn't hurt near as bad, when hit over the head with it.
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