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Old 04-04-2013, 08:57 AM   #1
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Talking Men and beer, be careful...

Beer contains female hormones!
Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer .

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption .
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 cans of beer within a one (1)
hour period .


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing .
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong .
3) Gained weight .
4) Talked excessively without making sense .
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating .
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Rats! It seems like nothing is safe to consume anymore.
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