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Old 05-16-2019, 07:04 AM   #1
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A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with the radar gun and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair, there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, why did I get the ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.
"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Did you ever catch all the fish?"
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Good answer!
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Good answer!
Being an ex LEO I figured you would like that one!
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From my occasional observations they tend to stop the last person in line.

Not that I ever speed, of course, but I try to stay in the middle of the pack.
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[QUOTE=Benvenue;167627Not that I ever speed, of course, but I try to stay in the middle of the pack. [/QUOTE]
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I put the cruise 3 or 4 over and leave it alone. An extra 3 or 4 above that would probably get me a ticket. After 56 years driving including 25 years driving big rigs have never had a speeding violation, got one for driving on the shoulder and one for "rolling" a stop sign. Not bad for 56 years. Not at all innocent being a stop light drag racer my entire life but I never did it where it would be a problem and never, well almost never, to extreme speed. Now with my 0 - 60 in 9.1 seconds "hot rod" my racing days are over:-(
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