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11-05-2018, 01:36 PM | #1 |
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Friends, I would like to share a personal experience with you about drinking and driving. This might save you the cost and embarrassment of being arrested for DUI. As you know, people have been known to have unexpected brushes with the authorities from time to time, often on the way home after a "social session" with family or friends. Well, this year, it happened to me. I was out for the evening at a party held at a great Mexican restaurant, and had more than several margaritas coupled with a bottle of rather nice red wine. Although feeling fine, I still had the common sense to know I was slightly over the limit. That?s when I did something I've never done before?I took a taxi home. On the way home there was a police roadblock, but since it was a taxi they waved it past and I arrived home safely without incident. These roadblocks can be anywhere, and I realized how lucky I was to have chosen to take a taxi. The real surprise to me was I had never driven a taxi before. I don?t know where I got it, and now that it?s in my garage I don't know what to do with it. If you want to borrow it, give me a call.
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11-05-2018, 02:34 PM | #2 |
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Hope y'all learned a lesson! You need a Taxi Endorsement to drive a Taxi!
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11-05-2018, 06:59 PM | #3 |
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You're in a heap of trouble son!
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