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Old 03-17-2019, 07:48 AM   #1
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Default A few Irish jokes

1. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Because real rocks are too heavy.

2. What happens if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
You get a rash of good luck!

3. What kind of bow can't be tied?
A rainbow.

4. Where can you always find gold on St. Patty's Day?
In the dictionary.

5. Who was St. Patrick's favorite superhero?
Green Lantern.

6. Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck.

7. How did the Irish Jig get started?
Too much water to drink and not enough restrooms.

8. What do they call the Irish jig at McDonalds?
A Shamrock Shake
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They tickled my funny bone!
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I used to be short, young and good looking. Believe it or not, I'm still short.
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