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11-06-2018, 06:18 PM | #1 |
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The confession
Man to his priest: "Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl."
The priest: "Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once." Man: "And that frees me from my sin?" Priest: "No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin." |
11-06-2018, 08:09 PM | #2 |
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They call me a Fudd (Fatal Urban Dealer of Death) because I carry a .45 ACP
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11-07-2018, 07:51 AM | #3 |
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That ought to work!
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I'm old enough to remember when mentally ill people were placed in hospitals, not in Congress or the White House.
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Nothing's going to take that grin away!
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