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Old 06-08-2019, 06:51 PM   #1
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Default Last Dying Wishes

Boudreaux is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.
He asks for 2 witnesses other than his family to be present, and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.

When all is ready he begins to speak:
My son, "Tee-Boud, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.
My daughter "Joleene, you take the apartments over in the east end.
My son, "Hebert, I want you to take the offices over in the City Center.
Marie, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of
the river.

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Boudreaux slips away,
the nurse says, "Mrs. Boudreaux, your husband must have been a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
Marie replies, "Property ?? .... the sorry son of a gun had a newspaper route!"

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Back in "the day" when people actually read the daily paper paper routes were worth a good bit of money. Now, not so much!
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Didn't see that one coming!
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That's a good one.
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