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Old 07-04-2019, 12:11 PM   #1
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Talking Alligator Shoes...

A blond woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the declared, 'Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, 'Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?
The blond headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, she takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more wasted alligators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blond struggles and manages to flip the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration,
'OH NO,!........ THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
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Old 07-04-2019, 08:24 PM   #2
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Didn't see that coming.
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