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07-29-2011, 03:22 PM | #1 |
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NEW Wine for Seniors...
A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night sleep.
California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night. The new wine will be marketed as PINO MORE I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE I just could not help it. Sorry ! |
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When they develop a Beer like that, I'll buy some.
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