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Old 07-29-2011, 03:22 PM   #1
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Talking NEW Wine for Seniors...

A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night sleep.

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as PINO MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
I just could not help it. Sorry
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When they develop a Beer like that, I'll buy some.
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A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night sleep. !
I have resently found that 3 Vicodin just before bed time will to.
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I have resently found that 3 Vicodin just before bed time will to.
Only problem, you need Michael Jackson's Doctor!
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When they develop a Beer like that, I'll buy some.
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