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Old 05-07-2018, 04:54 AM   #1
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Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they're at home when you wish they were.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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"Ever stop to think and forget to start again?" That's me!...
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