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05-07-2018, 04:54 AM | #1 |
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A few one-liners
Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they're at home when you wish they were.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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I'm old enough to remember when mentally ill people were placed in hospitals, not in Congress or the White House.
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05-07-2018, 06:57 AM | #2 |
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"Ever stop to think and forget to start again?" That's me!...
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05-07-2018, 02:09 PM | #3 |
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Yeah - me too!
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I'm old enough to remember when mentally ill people were placed in hospitals, not in Congress or the White House.
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