More Groaning
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
I moustashe you a question, but I'm shaving it for later.
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
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They call me a Fudd (Fatal Urban Dealer of Death) because I carry a .45 ACP
(1) 45 ACP = (2) 9MM
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