More one-liners
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn't find it.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
Money is the root of all wealth.
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I'm old enough to remember when mentally ill people were placed in hospitals, not in Congress or the White House.
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