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J_B 02-09-2020 07:09 AM

Wife's 911 Call
Karen was cleaning her husbands rifle, and failed to check
that it was unloaded and accidentally shoots her husband, she calls 911.

Karen: It's my husband, I've accidentally shot and killed him.

911 Operator: Please calm down, ma'am and make sure that he's actually dead.

(Pause) click.... BANG

Karan: Okay, I've done that, now what?

rman 02-09-2020 08:55 AM

Yikes! :rofl:

ZO6Vettever 02-09-2020 10:43 AM

I guess that's why I clean both our guns.:icon_eek:

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