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Teddybear 01-06-2019 04:45 PM

PSA from the TSA
 
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:


Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernia's 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

rman 01-07-2019 06:55 AM

Wow! 3 natural blondes - really?

Vetter 01-07-2019 09:16 AM

Sounds about right!


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