http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/ Early Risers Coffee Shop, This is a visitation board set up like a virtual coffee shop. Gun Forum, Frugal Living Forum, Homemaking Forum, Vehicle Forum en Sun, 20 May 2012 22:25:19 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/images/misc/rss.jpg http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/ http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3151&goto=newpost Sun, 20 May 2012 22:19:48 GMT The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!

Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? ]]> Jokes rman http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3151 http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3150&goto=newpost Sun, 20 May 2012 12:45:17 GMT John was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens),called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and
attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the
next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Saint Lawrence County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention. ]]> Jokes ZO6Vettever http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3150 http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3149&goto=newpost Sat, 19 May 2012 23:48:04 GMT Some people have the vocabulary to sum up things in a way that you can quickly understand them. This quote came from the Czech Republic. Someone... Some people have the vocabulary to sum up things in a way that you can quickly understand them. This quote came from the Czech Republic. Someone over there has it figured out. It was translated into English from an article in the Prague newspaper, Prager Zeitungon.

?The danger to America is not Barack Obama, but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president.

The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a
mere symptom of what ails America. Blaming the prince of fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools, such as those who made him their President.? ]]> Coffee Shop rman http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3149 http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3148&goto=newpost Thu, 17 May 2012 19:51:45 GMT Teddybear must be Harley riding.

And Dr. Dave hasn't popped in lately. ]]> Active Members MIA Benvenue http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3148 http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3147&goto=newpost Thu, 17 May 2012 11:12:37 GMT Lake McDonald afforded me some great sunset photo's, and here is one that our local newspaper picked up on.

]]> Gallery J_B http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3147 http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3146&goto=newpost Mon, 14 May 2012 20:15:40 GMT E-bay has started listing gun parts after a 4 year ban. There were 39,200 listings today. E-bay has started listing gun parts after a 4 year ban. There were 39,200 listings today. ]]> Firearm Accessories ZO6Vettever http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3146 http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3145&goto=newpost Mon, 14 May 2012 19:36:23 GMT http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=x2G3wGVAnlQ http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=x2G3wGVAnlQ ]]> Coffee Shop ZO6Vettever http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3145 http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3144&goto=newpost Mon, 14 May 2012 15:57:25 GMT This is something I've been working on to capture using manual settings in my camera, more effect can be accomplished with a misting effect using Natural Density Filters.

]]> Gallery J_B http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3144 http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3143&goto=newpost Mon, 14 May 2012 15:07:08 GMT Not sure what all this means but I'm suspicious somethin' ain't right...

Do you know the park in NYC that the Wall Street protesters occupied?

It's Zuccotti Park .

Did you know this park is NOT owned by the city of New York ?

It's owned by Brookfield Properties.

Brookfield Asset Management received an Obama Department of Energy Loan guarantee of over $160 million within 10 days of approving the take over of the Park.

Brookfield is a Canadian company with assets of 70 billion. Google it It's all on their website - and WHY is the US Taxpayer guaranteeing a loan to a VERY wealthy Canadian company?!?!

Who was just hired by

Brookfield Properties as an attorney?

Vice President Joe Biden's son.

Who sits on the board of Brookfield Properties?

NYC Mayor Bloomberg's live in girlfriend.

Now, guess what company just received some of the last of the Obama Stimulus $$$$$$$.

Thaaaaaaaaaaaat's right, Brookfield Properties. (a Canadian Corp)
Isn't life great in America !

Now, guess what, on a completely unrelated note? Wisconsin is shaping up to be the swing state in the 2012 presidential elections. Not Florida . Not Ohio . But Wisconsin .

Now, guess who owns the company that will be tabulating all the electronic votes in Wisconsin.

Thaaaaaaaaaaaat's right, the biggest contributor to Obama, the puppeteer George Soros. Whaaaaaaaaaaaat a coincidence!

And now for your quick refresher in World History:

Remember what Stalin said. "He who votes does not have the power.
He who counts the votes has the power". ]]> Coffee Shop ZO6Vettever http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3143 http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3142&goto=newpost Sun, 13 May 2012 14:43:42 GMT All the ducks, beavers breaking water and the sound of melt off rushing down the creeks into Lake McDonald here at Glacier National Park. Image:... All the ducks, beavers breaking water and the sound of melt off rushing down the creeks into Lake McDonald here at Glacier National Park.

]]> Gallery J_B http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3142 http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3141&goto=newpost Sun, 13 May 2012 11:02:29 GMT For some of you that may not get to Owney's Restaurant in Bigfork, MT I just wanted to show you two walls that hang my photography work. We are excited, because in Bigfork, MT there are galleries that are very hard to get into, and being in a restaurant there makes it even sweeter.



]]> Coffee Shop J_B http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3141 http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3140&goto=newpost Sat, 12 May 2012 11:43:50 GMT

World's Worst Criminal Holds Up Cop...In Police Station

May 11, 2012
It takes a lot to earn the moniker "World's Worst Criminal" these days but 18-year-old Keithan Manual appears to be the new title holder.

Keithan walked into a Wilmer, TX police station with a white towel over his hands and told the officer at the dispatch window to "give him all her money."

The dispatcher, Patricia Hughey, just laughed it off. Because, honestly, who would try to rob a police station?

Perhaps sensing that he hadn't thought his plan all the way through, Keithan quickly changed his story and tried to play his demands for money off by saying he was asking about a warrant instead.

According to Police Chief Victor Kemp, "He said he'd like to check on a warrant, but it was pretty obvious it was a situation ... he gave a different name and after a few moments of maybe playing it off he said 'you do know I have a gun'. At that point he seemed to be very serious."

That's when the Hughey realized that Manual wasn't joking and notified other officers that there was a situation, and they took Keithan down at gunpoint with no shots fired.

When asked about the incident, Keithan tried to play it off like telling someone you have a gun and demanding their money is a hilarious joke.

According to Keithan, "I didn't say nothin' like that, I swear to God I didn't say nothin' like that. That's why they didn't find no guns on me. Man, I play like that all the time. I didn't think she would take it seriously.

Police Chief Kemp added, "This young man wasn't using his head for sure," he said. "You hear of those World's Dumbest Criminals every once in a while but you never think it's gonna happen in your city."

Duh! ]]> Coffee Shop ZO6Vettever http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3140 http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3139&goto=newpost Sat, 12 May 2012 00:29:24 GMT I think I made mention that I bought a new knife. I saw it in the gun store and saw it was marked as a Spyderco Delica. But it did not look like a... I think I made mention that I bought a new knife. I saw it in the gun store and saw it was marked as a Spyderco Delica. But it did not look like a Delica so I inquired if the design was changed. It was not, the knife was a Sage 3. Someone had put it in the wrong box and as such the wrong price was on it. I went home and looked it up on Spyderco's web sight. It should have been twice as much as the Delica. I went back the next day and bought it. It is a nice knife. Someone at Spydeco screwed up because the box is marked Delica.

]]> Knives Bozack http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3139 http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3138&goto=newpost Fri, 11 May 2012 11:52:57 GMT I picked up a 2012 Ruger catalog at the gunsmith's shop. I noticed they have a Mark III 22/45 Lite. It's kind of unusual looking thing. The barrel and receiver are gold anodized and have large diagonal grooves on the sides. It also has a barrel nut, but I don't think it's for a can or compensator. It says something about a barrel tensioning nut. I assume that the receiver and barrel are aluminum with a stainless steel barrel liner. It has target sights and black plastic removable grips. I think it says it weights 22 oz. Someone should buy one and give us a range report. :) (Greener?) ]]> Semi-Auto rman http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3138 http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3137&goto=newpost Thu, 10 May 2012 16:13:37 GMT Moved to Semi-auto section Moved to Semi-auto section ]]> Revolvers rman http://www.earlyriserscoffeeshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3137